




- Movie
- The Fifth Element
- Year
- 1997
- Character
- Ruby Rhod
- Actor
- Chris Tucker
If you thought modern-day DJ’s were possibly the most annoying creatures in the universe, just wait till the future. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
The Fifth Element – Ruby Rhod Quotes
Enough already with the double-entendre hilarity:
Check in Attendant: Mr. Rhod, you are going to have to assume your individual position.
Ruby Rhod: I don’t want one position, I want all positions!
Ruby Rhod: Quiver ladies, quiver.
(they do….)
Ruby Rhod, Culture connoisseur extraordinaire:
Ruby Rhod: And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. A perfect replica of the old opera house… But who cares?
Korben Dallas is not what you’d call a talkative radio star:
Ruby Rhod: We’ll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I’m looking at, “intimate” is the stud muffin’s middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben Dallas: Mmm… not really.
‘Green’ means ‘cool’, right?
Ruby Rhod: What was that honey? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green.
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
[Throws Ruby up against a wall]
Korben Dallas: I didn’t come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
Ruby gets flustered under pressure:
Ruby Rhod: What’s wrong with you? What you screamin’ for? Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leavin’. bzzzz.
Ruby gets even more flustered:
Priest Vito Cornelius: It’s a – it’s a – it’s a – it’s a – it’s a – it’s a…
Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no. ‘Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off ‘cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
Surprise! The alarms go off.
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